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Your Favorite Movies, Probed By An Alien
Alien's Guide to Pixar's UP
Alien’s Guide to THE BIG LEBOWSKI
Alien's Guide to GONE GIRL
Welcome to the official site of Earthling Cinema. Set your phasers to stun because Garyx Wormuloid will teach you so much about cinema that you’ll think someone shoved an intelligence probe up your ass. With cult classics from The Big Lebowski to Fight Club, nostalgic must-sees from The Lion King to Star Wars, and plain-old badass films like Pulp Fiction and The Godfather, Mr. Wormuloid’s movie knowledge is as vast as his old galaxy. His alien race seems to have an eyebrow fetish, too, which is pretty weird.
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